So I finally decided to get off my ass and go to the nearby mall and start shopping. Considering that certain people are unavailable, yours truly decided to go solo.
I’d love to know whose genius idea was it to sell trench-coats, turtlenecks, and snow boots in the Middle fucking East.
Also, despite all logic, most men’s sections at the stores are like… one or two shelves. What the fuck Dubai Mall?!