Bless the founder of this sport
legend has it that Michael Phelps can breathe on land
a reason not to watch bears having sex
If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul.
LOL WHAT.
FOUR GALLONS?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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