Bless the founder of this sport

legend has it that Michael Phelps can breathe on land

danaetriker:

What did I just see? O_O

danaetriker:

What did I just see? O_O

a reason not to watch bears having sex

acciohedwig:

thepatientfrog:

If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul. 

LOL WHAT.

FOUR GALLONS?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!